September 2nd I get to see this man play at Wrigley. Go Giants!
(Source: twitter.com, via bambam-harper)
This is why I want to date a hockey player, so that he can teach me how to skate and then carry me around.
(via wardhavemercy)
Daaaaaayyyyynnnnngggg Swagsy. It’s times like these that I wish that there were no helmets in hockey. Rock that flow boy.
(Source: bambam-harper)
That Just Happened!
So, my hometown is hosting the Senior PGA tour and we’re housing a golfer that’s an old friend of my mom’s. This guy is from Phoenix so he asks me to turn on the Coyotes game. We start talking hockey and I mention Wayne Gretzky. He pulls out his phone and says “Wanna call him?” I look down and on his contact list it says “W Gretzky”. Needless to say, my mind is blown.
I didn’t realize until I was watching Star Wars that Kaner looks like Anakin Skywalker. Maybe next year for the All Star game, Kane can try to shoot goals with a lightsaber. May the force be with you #88.
Mind=Blown
(Source: shanabans)
How’s the weather lookin’ out there, Ali?
IT GON’ RAIN!
No, but seriously, this rain is about to get real…
So this happened
- me: The internet says that Patrick Kane tried to choke some girl in Wisconsin.
- My mother: It wasn't Peggy, was it?

