The World According to Carolyn

When I'm not watching sports, I'm sleeping...or dead...you might want to check that...

Most teenage girls freak out about seeing One Direction, I freak out about seeing Buster Posey…

This is why I want to date a hockey player, so that he can teach me how to skate and then carry me around.

(via wardhavemercy)

Daaaaaayyyyynnnnngggg Swagsy.  It’s times like these that I wish that there were no helmets in hockey.  Rock that flow boy.

Daaaaaayyyyynnnnngggg Swagsy.  It’s times like these that I wish that there were no helmets in hockey.  Rock that flow boy.

(Source: bambam-harper)

That Just Happened!

So, my hometown is hosting the Senior PGA tour and we’re housing a golfer that’s an old friend of my mom’s. This guy is from Phoenix so he asks me to turn on the Coyotes game. We start talking hockey and I mention Wayne Gretzky. He pulls out his phone and says “Wanna call him?” I look down and on his contact list it says “W Gretzky”. Needless to say, my mind is blown.

I didn’t realize until I was watching Star Wars that Kaner looks like Anakin Skywalker. Maybe next year for the All Star game, Kane can try to shoot goals with a lightsaber. May the force be with you #88.

How’s the weather lookin’ out there, Ali?
IT GON’ RAIN!
No, but seriously, this rain is about to get real…

How’s the weather lookin’ out there, Ali?

IT GON’ RAIN!

No, but seriously, this rain is about to get real…

So this happened

  • me: The internet says that Patrick Kane tried to choke some girl in Wisconsin.
  • My mother: It wasn't Peggy, was it?